January 2012
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selidra replied to your post: Sam: Attempt to bail on wedding you have to go to because you feel sick
aw man. Bring a sketchbook? Dx Happy New Years, Sammi!
Yeah, I’m gonna.
Woo for being the socially awkward girl who talks to nobody
Happy New Years, Seli! <3
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Sam: Attempt to bail on wedding you have to go to...
Parents:
So, I guess I won’t be seeing you guys till next year :C I’ll probably post shit on my phone but, yeah.
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
that-filipino-kid:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
December 2011
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My Science Gambit must be much higher than most...
I swear, whenever I watch Cash Cab I’ll just be screaming at the screen: “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, THE ANSWER IS IONS YOU NUMBNUTS!”
But I guess… things like that don’t really cross everyday people’s minds. I mean, it hardly crosses mine in everyday thought but it’s still there.
Cash cab just… makes me so angry sometimes. Because the...
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askandroidwheatley:
((Wow! Wow. I cannot believe I get to ring in the New Year with some of the best followers Tumblr has to offer. I can’t get over how magnificent you guys are—not to mention, surprisingly numerous. I’m more grateful than I can say. Keep being awesome. See you in 2012!))
Happy New Year <3
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I don't think people should ever let me near non...
Or else something like this could happen.
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Jonathan has joined our Homestuck endeavers.
THIS.
IS.
STUPID.
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Reading Homestuck to Kate using my best voices
I’m
SO.
COOL.
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"Jack Noir just bees himself instead."
neophytecherryglare:
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obscenespectacle:
rule #1 on how to not die in homestuck
dont be in homestuck
sailortits:
do you ever do the thing where you’re like talking to your friends and half way through a sentence you realize no one cares no one’s listening and they can’t wait for you to shut up and then you wonder why you even TALK
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WHAT.
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
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Anonymous asked: You're a sex god, samonsterx.
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Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
lucanoctis:
sharkieboo:
rubitinmyeyes:
colonelshounen:
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4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
Oh, well, that explains A LOT
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today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
sy-ai:
beeeleenn:
dance like a penguin to celebrate, guys.
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Watchcrackers-and-cheese:
lord-of-the-ringo:
guaranteedtoraiseasmile:
happy-and-bleeding:
rectumofglory:
livingoutoffocus:
jayshaydar:
alfred-fucking-jones:
hidalaughingalonewithusuk:
homestuckandcartoons:
mockingjaypatronus:
xm0rsmordre:
dayglopterodactyl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING...
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