Vriska Serket- Tell about a scar on your body.

You probably can’t see it too well and it’s technically not a scar but-

When I was four my mum made rice crispy squares. But, in my house, when you make rice crispy squares you don’t cut them all out of the pan and present them nicely. No. You leave them in the pan and you cut a piece out whenever the fuck you want some.

SO, I was four and I was hungry and I wanted some. My mum was taking a nap on the couch and told me to wait five minutes.

I didn’t and sliced my finger nearly in two. FUN TIMES. They said it was a miracle I didn’t need stitches or maybe they just didn’t want to put stitches in cuz I was already FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

Anyway, it didn’t heal properly and now the tip of my finger is deformed. I’m very easy to identify via fingerprint.

If you want an actual scar, I have one on my elbow from messing around with a jump rope.

Kanaya Maryam- What is your most loved article of clothing?

TOUGHIE. Either my Pokémon hoodie or my Hero of Blood shirt.

Dirk Strider- What piece of Sburb technology fascinates you most?

Sprites. Like, whoa, you can bring things BACK TO LIFE how ISN’T THAT COOL WHOA.

Jake English- Describe your greatest adventure.

When I went to Alberta with my dad!

DINOSAURS.