Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?
LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE
WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?
WHO I ASK YOU
JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON
I actually loved this moment, because I didn’t see this as Steve being incompetent and completely unaware of what was going on. This, I felt, was Steve being extremely sassy. “It seems to run on some form of electricity,” he says, with a huff of a sigh and a smile. What he means is, “Of fucking course I don’t know what this shit means, I’ve never been exposed to this, are you serious right now” and that is not because he’s stupid or inept. Actually, Steve adapts very, very well and very quickly to new technology, evidenced in the Avengers with the ease and familiarity that he navigates his tablet with, but also in Captain America, where he takes everything Howard gives him (modified, highly advanced Hydra weapons) and uses them to full capacity.
It’s just that Steve’s never seen the inside of a control panel like this, so there’s no way in hell he’d know what to do with it, and he’s pointing that out to Tony with his dry sense of humor. And I think Tony gets it, because he doesn’t get angry or snark back at him; he returns with “Well, you’re not wrong” and a lopsided smile, which I read as his “duh, what was I thinking” moment.
I just have a lot of feelings about Steve and his sass and his dry sense of humor, and now I will crawl away to have feelings elsewhere.
I couldn’t decide where I wanted Coulson to be sorted, so.
Too adorable, could not not re-blog
Coulson is in every house
Avengers Business Cards - Just because
Jeremy Renner the chef, everybody.
POP ROCK HULK COOKIES ANYONE
After Tony staged a daring and brilliant infiltration of S.H.I.E.L.D. which he thought he could get away with because it’s pitch black in there and actually ended with him and Bruce being deposited at Pepper’s feet (Tony laughing maniacally and Bruce still cursing in French, both of whom were covered in purple dye because who’s going to see it in the dark?), Fury decided to turn his literal blind eye to Clint and Natasha showing the mad scientists how to do it right and since this was early in the friendship/rivalry they didn’t know what Clint and Natasha really looked like so it turned out to be a Natalia thing where Natasha was all super-server and distracted from Clint launching a bomb of dye clear across the kitchen to land in a pot of stock after which they were chased from the building by a wok-wielding Bruce shortly followed by Tony who was holding up a ladle of the now bright flaming pink chicken stock and by that point Clint had taken refuge on top of Steve’s truck while Natasha dove through the window and was in the process of staring down a very confused Steve as he asked what and Bruce is still screaming and Tony just shouts over him if the dye is food safe and upon the fear of French screaming chefs Clint tells them what was in it and then Tony goes ahead and serves the Pink Sword Special that night because lol S.H.I.E.L.D.
I thought about making that more than one sentence but the two instances of Fury’s restaurant’s name took all the periods.
au where tony is a really avant garde michilen star chef who does crazy shit with LIQUID NITROGEN and FOAMS and MENTAL TASTE COMBINATIONS and steve is a classically trained chef who has turned his back on the snobbery of the classical kitchen to make food affordable and bruce is one of those guys who seems super quiet but once he’s in the kitchen he shouts at you in french and throws pans everywhere and shit and shield is a really weird high concept restaurant where like all the food is served in the dark and the menu is a secret and natasha and clint probably COOK IT IN THE DARK TOO and obviously thor is making BIG BOLD TRENDY NORWEIGAN FUSION FOOD NEW KID ON THE BLOCK OOH
and they all unite against loki who is an overly critical food critic I guess
Title: Feed The Body, Nourish The Soul
Rating: PG (language)
Summary: SEE ABOVE, SORT OF.
Notes: This owes everything to Frightfullytreeish except Smörgåstårta, which is the fault of shetlandowl. I’m not a chef, I’ve just read a lot of books about food, so my apologies for any inaccuracies. Also I wanted to say, at the outset, that I have nothing against the Food Network, chain restaurants, or seasoned fries. I actually love seasoned fries.
TOBRU and War On Hunger are usually located next to each other. Not always, because War On Hunger is on wheels, but usually. TOBRU is one of the only restaurants in Manhattan that hasn’t run the War On Hunger food truck out of its territory, and Steve in his gratitude usually leaves them some chickpea chocolate cake or a plate of locally-made pasta to eat after closing time. Steve’s presence in the kitchen, sneaking in to stash food in the fridge, has become a regular occurrence.
The first time Steve fed Tony, Tony looked at him and said “Why are you such a fucking hipster?”
“Beg pardon?” Steve asked. He isn’t a hipster. Yes, he owns a food truck and wears suspenders, but that’s because he likes food trucks and suspenders.
this comic was the dumbest
HAHAHA what’re you talking about this is great!!!! poor steve