askthejohn-egbert:

it’s all about the pick up line.

hey, babe.

i’d put my bunny back in your box.

askthejohn-egbert:

here i am!

the-captain-of-davesol:

skrillstrider:

caligulasnightmare:

dovekot:

the-captain-of-davesol:

did you just

oh my god

nO

i hate everyone who reblogged this

askthejohn-egbert:

a magic trick?

heh heh.

if you say so!

teamseabreeze:

work-that-nerd:

hold the fuck on

you know how you blow on game cartridges to make them work?

well john is the hero of breath right???

and he does the windy thing right????

that fucker went to go fix the game

itsclassybronotclassic:

This is quite possibly the most unsettling thing in I’ve seen in Homestuck. 

It is incredibly powerful, and it invokes a feeling of emptiness and panic. In all 6,000 pages of Homestuck there has never been a time where you have truly lost track of someone. They are never lost, because somehow the narrator always manages to find them again.

The line “John Egbert has gone missing” is the realization that you are no longer in control.

sabrinagrimm:

AMBER ALERT AMBER ALERT

(Source: gundamibuki)

askthejohn-egbert:

yeah, i don’t even know what the fuck is going on with this website.

ollie

outie

askthejohn-egbert:

hi, it’s john!

jade finally convinced me to try out this ask blog thing.

so, ask me stuff, i guess!

bluhhh!

askthejadeharley:

> John: Ruin your sister’s celebration.

> Jade: Proceed to tear your brother a new one.

> Meet John.