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Sammi/F/Vancity

Multi-fandom blog. Sometimes I do art, writing and cosplay. More text posts about my stupid life than you probably care for on your dashboard. Check NAVIGATION for shit you should probably blacklist or whatever


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mmmjellibeans replied to your post: mmmjellibeans replied to your photo: Guys, I’m…

i am so disappointeed

I’M SO SORRY

mmmjellibeans replied to your photo: Guys, I’m bored

play the banjo as roxy

I DON’T HAVE A BAJO

MY LIFE IS A LIE

SOBS

mmmjellibeans replied to your post: Ok guys, I have something to confess: For the…

what

Shhh, Cappy, this does not concern you.

mmmjellibeans replied to your post: And now I gotta go to a bbq thing at my dad’s…

can i go too?

Yes, I will put you in my pocket. <3

mmmjellibeans replied to your post: mmmjellibeans replied to your post: Ok now 3…

You mean t his isn’t a dream

No cappy

this is all very real

mmmjellibeans replied to your post: Ok now 3 people on my dash have said there’s kanye…

you dont want to know

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

I FEEL OUT OF THE LOOP

ALSO DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU WENT TO BED

broritochip whispered,

Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam(??? theres two i pick the clothing one), Dirk Strider, and Jake English

Vriska Serket- Tell about a scar on your body.

You probably can’t see it too well and it’s technically not a scar but-

When I was four my mum made rice crispy squares. But, in my house, when you make rice crispy squares you don’t cut them all out of the pan and present them nicely. No. You leave them in the pan and you cut a piece out whenever the fuck you want some.

SO, I was four and I was hungry and I wanted some. My mum was taking a nap on the couch and told me to wait five minutes.

I didn’t and sliced my finger nearly in two. FUN TIMES. They said it was a miracle I didn’t need stitches or maybe they just didn’t want to put stitches in cuz I was already FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

Anyway, it didn’t heal properly and now the tip of my finger is deformed. I’m very easy to identify via fingerprint.

If you want an actual scar, I have one on my elbow from messing around with a jump rope.

Kanaya Maryam- What is your most loved article of clothing?

TOUGHIE. Either my Pokémon hoodie or my Hero of Blood shirt.

Dirk Strider- What piece of Sburb technology fascinates you most?

Sprites. Like, whoa, you can bring things BACK TO LIFE how ISN’T THAT COOL WHOA.

Jake English- Describe your greatest adventure.

When I went to Alberta with my dad!

DINOSAURS.

mmmjellibeans replied to your post: It is beyond me as to why an image search for…

Tmi sammi we don’t want to know your dirty fetishes

oMFG

NO

IT’S FOR THE VOLCARONA WINGS

BECAUSE A LOT OF TUTORIALS SUGGEST STRETCHING PANTY HOSE OVER A WIRE FRAME AHFGKGHDALKGJFGLBH;Ljwsfd

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Haha, that was fun! Even if it turned out a little lamer than I wanted.

Definitely not on the same level with those mega awesome voice ask blogs but-

still fun :)

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mmmjellibeans replied to your post: Oh dear god I just found out about cos&effect…

what character are you gonna be?

Roxy most likely