SquidInkTea: HELLS KITCHEN COOK OFF AGAINST LUCIFER
samonsterX: oh my god
SquidInkTea: THERE'S SO MUCH SALT, /I'M/ GOING TO HUNT DEMONS WITH IT
SquidInkTea: THIS IS SO MANGLED, SAM'S SOUL WINCED IN SYMPATHY
samonsterX: oh ymofs
SquidInkTea: THIS PORTION'S SO SMALL DEAN'S SELF ESTEEM THOUGHT IT WAS AN ANT
SquidInkTea: these muffins are so bad it tastes like crowley made them

SquidInkTea: GORDON VS GORDON
samonsterX: RAMSAY WOULD JUST SASS HIM TO DEATH
SquidInkTea: YOU ARE THE ANTICHRIST
SquidInkTea: NO THAT MEAL WAS THE ANTICHRIST
SquidInkTea: FFS ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT WHAT YOU'RE PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH
samonsterX: SCREAMS
SquidInkTea: AND AFTER HE MUNCHES ON THE PROSITUTE
SquidInkTea: I SEE YOUR TASTE ISN'T ANY LESS TRASHY
samonsterX: Z SNAP

Balthazar’s Summoning Nightmares

“PIGS BLOOD IS NOT A SUITABLE SUBSTITUTE”

“YOU CALL THAT SEA SALT? I CALL IT MANUFACTURED BULLSHIT.”

“THIS IS THE SYMBOL YOU DREW? WELL NO WONDER IT DIDNT BLOODY WORK YOU DREW IT FUCKING BACKWARDS!”

ive saved all of your numbers

i will find you

mangopower replied to your post: mangopower replied to your post: HELP THERES…

from the dept of people you should text about unfinished dresses //thats you, go sew

HELP THERES ANOTHER ONE

hELP PEOPLE I DONT KNOW ARE TEXTING ME TELLING ME TO SEW

IM WATCHING KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

AND THIS WOMAN JUST CALLED RAMSAY WHITE OPRAH

OH MY LORD

“Junior here is the hookup site I told you I got tons of action on, casualsCA. com - Way easier than dating, you will do well on here. Do you still need a ride?”

i got this text at like 3am this morning and i just

my favourite thing in kitchen nightmares is when people are ‘inspired by god’